2009 Oscars

The Academy Awards are a joke.  I have never seen a room so full of pride and ego and selfishness and silliness.  Here is my take on the winners:

Slumdog Millionare                Dirty Joke

Sean Pean                            Abstract Joke

Kate Winslett                        Goddess Joke

Heath Ledger                         Joker

Penelope Cruz                       Bad Joke

How about some others?

Steve Martin and Tina Fey           Hilarious Joke

Mickey Roarke                           Sad Joke

Hugh Jackman                           Song and Dance Joke                      

Like I said, the whole night was one big joke!